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Antoine Robineau has an unbeatable technique to sell unadulterated vermouth: he gets customers to feel sorry for him by crying and ranting about his troubles and imaginary ills. It works with women, too. All of them - from a masochistic yet sentimental strip-tease artist to the mistress of a grand hotel owner - drown in the sea of Antoine's tears.

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Camilla, 30 years old and a born bitch, decides to throw in the towel once and for all : she deserves better than the rest of humanity. Camilla realizes that the only fate suitable for her is that of a Royal Highness. She decides to leave for England, the rainy abode of the last bachelor prince who is not deformed and who is the right age: Prince Harry. But, Camilla is amazed to discover that London is not Paris, and that the royal gates do not open as easily as all that...

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Martin Belhomme, a married man, falls desperately in love with Eva, a singer, and goes off to Amsterdam to be with her. But his wife, a chemist, has put a missing person search warrant out for him, forcing Martin to return to Paris. He feigns amnesia to avoid blame which leads him to discover that his wife is unfaithful. His love story with Eva picks up where it left off and he marries her.

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Alice d'Abanville, an immensely famous London stage actress, and Louis Ruinard, a cult French film director, are two extraordinary personalities. They were the most strikingly glamorous couple of the 70s. But this legendary pair haven't seen each other in thirty years. In fact, they've done all they can not to see each other since their abrupt, incomprehensible separation. Alice doesn't want to see Louis again. Louis is captivated by her all over again... What do you do with the great love of your life thirty years later when you no longer have anything in common?

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Désiré, an impeccable, stylish valet, is hired by a young actress. Although she is apparently attracted to him, he will not defy social convention without a formal request to do so. He does not become the lover of his charming 'mistress' and hands in his apron to avoid the entanglement. He leaves the young woman with a few words of wisdom on the pursuit of happiness.

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When their car breaks down on the way back from their holidays, Paul and René, two world-weary forty year olds, decide to become lions and go wherever they will. From then on, they spurn the dull routine of commuting and work and become small time swindlers to get by. Along the way, they find love.

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A man called Constant (Daniel Auteuil) escapes from prison. Since the police are looking for him, he hides in an abandoned canal boat near a remote village. The local gossips jealously guard the banks, clearly not used to seeing new faces: Jeanne (Sabine Azéma), who has been depressed ever since her José died; Silvia (Medeea Marinescu), her adopted daughter, a pianist who dreams of getting her hands on her inheritance and moving to Paris; Melchior the dog... and the neighbors who used to dance on the houseboat in its glory days: Horace and his daughter Mauricette; Victor and Martha; and Eric and Vincent. However, one of the women in the village recognizes Constant. She agrees to keep quiet on one condition: that he kills someone for her... But things don't turn out as planned... And a potential tragedy turns into a love story.

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As spry as ever, count Dracula decides to leave his dusty old castle in Transylvania to settle in England where fresh blood and beautiful women abound. Unfortunately, the poor vampire's incurable awkwardness dashes every opportunity to the ground. His afterlife turns into a long string of mishaps, bloopers, humiliating scenes, falls and epic fights.

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This wild comedy portrays count Dracula and his son who have been hounded from their castle by the Rumanian government. When they get separated by a series of mishaps, the father ends up in London where he becomes a horror film star while his son lives the lowly life of an immigrant worker in Paris. No sooner has Lady Luck reunited father and son than Cupid turns them into bitter rivals who go on a rampage of revenge.